My Geek Code (v3.1) says....

Geek: GCS

I'm a geek of computer science.

Dress: d-(++)

    I range from ...

I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.

    ... to ...

I tend to wear conservative dress such as a business suit or worse, a tie.

Shape: s+:-

I'm a little taller than most.

Everyone tells me to gain a few pounds.

Age: a-

I'm between 25 and 29.

Computers: C++(+++)$

    I range from ...

Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.

    ... to ...

You mean there is life outside of Internet? You're shittin' me! I haven't dragged myself to class in weeks.

    I'm making money at this.

Unix: UL++++S++++$

Linux:

I am the sysadmin. If you try and crack my machine, don't be surprised if the municipal works department gets an "accidental" computer-generated order to start a new landfill on your front lawn or your quota is reduced to 4K.

SunOS/Solaris:

I am the sysadmin. If you try and crack my machine, don't be surprised if the municipal works department gets an "accidental" computer-generated order to start a new landfill on your front lawn or your quota is reduced to 4K.

    I'm making money at this.

Perl: P+++

Perl is a very powerful programming tool. Not only do I no longer write shell scripts, I also no longer use awk or sed. I use Perl for all programs of less than a thousand lines.

Linux: L+++

I use Linux exclusively on my system. I monitor comp.os.linux.* and even answer questions some times.

Emacs: E

Yeah, I know what emacs is, and use it as my regular editor.

Web: W++

I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature.

Usenet: !N

I don't use Usenet.

Usenet Oracle: !o

I don't consult the Usenet Oracle.

Kibo: K-

I don't know who Kibo is.

Windows: w--

MS Windows is a joke operating system. Hell, it's not even an operating system. NT is Not Tough enough for me either. 95 is how may times it will crash an hour.

OS/2: !O

I don't use OS/2.

Macintosh: M-

Macs suck. All real geeks have a character prompt.

VMS: V--

I would rather smash my head repeatedly into a brick wall than suffer the agony of working with VMS. It's reminiscent of a dead and decaying pile of moose droppings. Unix rules the universe.

Politics-Social: PS-

Label records! Keep dirty stuff off the TV and the Internet.

Politics-Economic: PE++

Keep the government off the backs of businesses. Deregulate as much as possible.

Cypherpunks: Y+

I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal.

PGP: PGP+

"Finger me for my public key"

Trek: t-

Maybe it's just me, but I have no idea what the big deal with Star Trek is. Perhaps I'm missing something but I just think it is bad drama.

Babylon 5: 5+

Babylon 5 certainly presents a fresh perspective in the Sci-Fi universe. I watch it weekly.

X-Files: X

Ho hum. Just another Fox show.

Roleplaying: R(+)

    I range from ...

Role-Playing? That's just something to do to kill a Saturday afternoon.

    ... to ...

I've got my weekly sessions set up and a character that I know better than I know myself.

Television: tv

I watch only the shows that are actually worth while, such as those found on PBS.

Books: b++

I find the time to get through at least one new book a month.

Dilbert: DI++

I work with people that act a lot like Dilbert and his boss.

DOOM!: D++

I've played the shareware version and bought the real one and I'm actually pretty good at the game. I occasionally download PWAD files and play them too.

Geek Code: G

I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.

Education: e++>+++

Got a bachelors degree

    ... but I'd like to be ...

Got a masters degree

Housing: h---

Married, (persons living romanticly with someone might as well label themselves h---, you're as good as there already.)

Relationships: r+++

Found someone, dated, and am now married.

Sex[m]: y+++

I'm married, so I can get it (theoretically) whenever I want.